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Valium Given To Dogs Having Attacks
Veterinarians in Israel are giving dozens of dogs doses of valium to control their panic attacks. The dogs are given valium because of all the violence that is presently occurring in Jerusalem. The dogs are howling, shaking, having no bladder control and becoming very aggressive when the sound of a gunfire is heard. "Only today I treated an Alsatian who has stopped eating and refuses to leave his house," said Benny Sapir, a veterinarian in Jerusalem.

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