Domestic Assault with bag of Cheetos

It was a real bell-ringer for a Des Moines, Iowa, man when he was charged with domestic assault after bonking his father in the face with a bag of Cheetos.Patrick Hamman, 22, was arrested for throwing the bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face and covering poor dad in Cheetos dust.It was a cheesy thing to do, Patrick said, admitting he was high on methamphetamines at the time of the argument.Good thing the bag didn't contain the world's largest Cheeto found by Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans in 2003. That baby was about the size of a small lemon.

Smallest Dogs in the World

Worlds smallest dog : The smallest dog in history was a tiny Yorkie from Blackburn, England. At two years of age and fully grown this little dude was an incredible 2.5 inches tall by 3.75 inches long! He weighed only 4 ounces! HE was approximately the size of a matchbox. Picture of the Smallest Living Dog...Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ MORRISONA dog just over seven inches long and weighing 27 ounces has been officially confirmed as the world's smallest living dog.Danka, a one-year-old long-haired Chihuahua, is one of 10 dogs that Igor Kvetko keeps in Revuca, eastern Slovakia.He said he knew Danka wasn't going to grow much bigger and got in touch with the Guinness Book of Records earlier this year out of curiosity."I started to think that she was a bit small, even for a Chihuahua and so I got in touch with the Guinness Book of Records."Eventually I got back a certificate that confirmed what I thought - she's the smallest living dog on the planet."I've been breeding dogs for 14 years and among those a number of Chihuahuas. But I knew pretty soon Danka was on the small side. Now we know what a record-breaker she actually is."Danka who isn't that keen on dog food only eats a small amount of dry food crushed up.Owner Kvetko added: "She only eats granules of dog food and even then only two and a half ounces a